the name's rianna. canada is where i live. multi-fandom.

imaginelarrys:

stylinsmut:

im a hostess at a restaurant and my favorite thing to do is ask 14/15 year old boys who are out on dates if they want a kids menu 

i love you

all my mtv livestreams either

  • overwhelm me with ads
  • give me a “disable your adblocker” message
  • play fine for like 30 seconds then stop completely

uglygirlsclub:

don’t date anyone who doesn’t want to hear your favorite song, watch your favorite movie, read your favorite book

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

fuck-you-im-australian:

mr-egbutt:

residentevils:

when u accidently type me instead of my 

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accidentally typing “yeha” instead of “yeah”

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accidentally typing olay instead of okay

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happyjared:

ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?

babycakesforboobear:

leedstentlovers:

unconventionalkitchenslave:

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

where you put the cucumber

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shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

trust:

me: it’s too hot

me: *opens window*

*in comes 20 flies, 8 spiders, 17 daddy long legs, 50 moths, 3 dragons and 12 Jehovah’s witnesses*

ITS THE DAD FROM THE CARRIE DIARIES THATS WHERR I KNOW HIM FROM

K who is the actor of the guy who owns the mobile home that they were questioning i swear ive seen him somewhere

dlubes:

do you ever need a five minute hug but only from like a specific person

dftba-winchesters:

might-catch-my-crazy:

normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

I can’t find the one that is playing that fucking song

This explains so much

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